so like, at work, i had this pretty legit idea if like, shit gets taken to court with alice and w/e, thor will be like “fuq u guys, weren’t not even usa citizens” and then there’s this whole stupid shit about citizenship and what not and thor can be like “yo look, i’m asgardian, i just got ma crib back, and guess what, if you guys are going to make this whole fucking thang a big dealio, i’ll just make alice a citizen of asgardia, wuddup.”
and court b all like “well, you can’t just make up shitz,” and thor b all like “alright, you want some legal shit, here ya go; i just brought asgardia up from the earf, i built this kingdom, and right now, i’m king so suq ma diq, boom, citizenship”
and they b all like “well u live in USA” and he’ll be like “and john christopher depp lives in france, suq ma dis twice”
aren’t you glad i dont rp like this
i would try to read but i.qkme.me/3tr0ec….
Before finding his people, he knew there was one more thing he must do.
In order for his people to live, he needed to provide them a home. There was no Asgard, he could not piece together a world that no longer was. The golden realm was no more than cities fill with ash, the fires of Raganarök that had burned them down, and destroyed. He couldn’t make a city that drifted block by block.
And so, he decided, Asgard would never be again. But there would be a kingdom. A kingdom as beautiful and mighty, a memoir of his people, a statement of the past and an ode to his father’s work.
oh man i want to reply to this but late?
dude, do it anyway because cap and thor are bros yo.
I’ll die a warrior’s death.
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